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slap on Flex Tape 

1: The act of slapping Flex Tape on a surface to instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair it.
2: The answer to all your problems.
Guy 1: My wife just left me...
Guy 2: She left you? Well, just slap on Flex Tape!
slap on Flex Tape by Chance4Doom December 18, 2018

Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms 

I’m probably not even gonna have a husband so I can Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms and nobody will be able to yell at me for it

Flex on my Ex 

To experience a better life after a relationship has taken its time on you.

To be better off without your ex significant other

Basically rubbing it in your ex's face that you're "the shit" and they're not.

To stunt or show off on your ex-relationship with a significant person, that you're doing better.

Showing your ex that "there are more fish in the sea".
Just won the lottery, watch me flex on my ex..
Flex on my Ex by TEAM RILLA January 20, 2018
To bother someone that you have more of something or that you are better.
Me: I went to flex on that guy that thought he was better than me
flex on by Barack Obama Did 9/11 October 6, 2017

flex on your ex 

Upgrade from the previous relationship. Meaning the new significant other must be more attractive, successful, wealthier, smarter and better in bed.
You are about to flex on your ex with your new bae.

Flex on 'em! 

"Flex on 'em!" is a phrase used by an individual to state their physical dominance over another.
Samuel: Did you just see Eddie pack the shit out of Donald?!
Daniel: Yo Eddie, "Flex on 'em!"
Flex on 'em! by Gameitech September 25, 2012