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offriended

1. The feeling one gets when one does not receive a Facebook friend request from another party with whom they have become friendly.

Infinitive: to offriend

Noun: offriendse

Adjective: offriendsive
Why hasn't Rachel friended me on Facebook yet? I thought we really hit it off at that party the other night. To be honest, I'm really offriended.

Dave friended you but not me? I'm so offriended!

It's just offriendsive that she hasn't friended you yet.
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Offriended

My bud got rejected by a girl because of his looks. I’m offriended for him.
Offriended by girraffelover10 January 14, 2019

offriended

this feeling occurs in any situation where you feels as if you have been cheated on friend wise.
ex.

when earlakeisha came to find out that her friends aquafina and shawnda had become close friends without her knowledge, she couln't help but feel really offriended.
offriended by tyrone balls August 8, 2011

Offriended

Used when you are offended that someone has offended your mate, and/or on behalf of your mate.
'Carley is a fat obese motherfucking bitch'
'Shut your dirty mouth, you've offriended me with that comment'

'Hey Gil, Simon said Ben was a fatty'
'I'm offriended'
Offriended by RadgedPuff May 22, 2009

offriended

Usually happens to a male but sometimes lesbian females when the object of their affection shoots them down with the "lets be friends" line.
"I think Billy's super nice but he's so ugly so I asked him to be friends and he got all offriended and said that sounded way better than having sex".
offriended by the_red_bull March 30, 2010

Offriended

When you hear someone say something so offensive yet funny that you instantly feel some kind of kinship for the cunt.
Generally driven by a shared sense of dark humor.
guy A: Do you know Shawn?
guy B: Not really. Just met him the once and he has quite the sense of humor.
guy A: Awe, how nice. He offriended you.

guy B: {laughting} Yeah, I'll go drinking with that cunt anytime.
Offriended by RevDr. Biko June 24, 2020