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Dirk Nowitzki 

Dirk Nowitzki by John Mazz July 18, 2008

Nowaytoescape 

Old player of World Conquest and big fan of dick and balls at the age of 14.
Sounds asian.
Had sex with a trap.

Conqueror from World Conquest
"You lied about being a girl when your actually transgender, I hate you bitch, I hate you fucking bitch. MHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
~ Nowaytoescape 2019, November 1st
Nowaytoescape by WC Man Winston November 9, 2019
Person #1: I just defeated that monster!
Person #2: orly
Person #1: yarly
Person #2: nowai!
nowai by John Struse January 5, 2007

Dirk Nowitzki 

NBA player that just took his talents to South Beach and um, beat the Miami Heat.
Dirk Nowitzki showed up to the Finals while LeBron did not
Is the surname of a famous midwestern couple known for their flying pizzeria in house and broad collection of dragonfly objects, not to be confused with the flambongo which is often used in weekend rituals.
1). That is SUCH a Nowatzke thing to do!

2). Don't go getting all Nowatzke on me now, or DO!!!!

3). I want to kick it old school with the Nowatzke's! They got it going on like donkey kong!
Nowatzke by just a little stein August 21, 2010

Nowartens 

Nowartens a word that doesn't need to be made.
Nowartens for example sciemith doesn't need to be made because science is always related to math.
Nowartens by Aic23 April 20, 2020