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I'm not your friend, buddy 

I'm not your friend buddy is an internet phenomenon that was inspired by an episode of "South Park". Usually occuring on message boards, the first person says "I'm not your friend buddy" and the next person will use the use the last word in the first comment as the first word in their comment, and will switch the their last word with either "pal", or "guy".
-I'm not your friend, buddy
-I'm not your buddy, pal
-I'm not your pal, guy
-I'm not your guy, friend
-I'm not your friend, pal
-I'm not your pal, buddy
Etc.

It's not your fault 

I line used in psychology to make someone break down and open up emotionally if repeated over and over again.
Person 1: Hey look, it's not your fault
Person 2: I know
Person 1: It's not your fault
Person 2: Yeah, I know.
Person 1: No, you don't, it's not your fault
Person 2: I KNOW!
Person 1: It's not your fault
Person 2: Don't fuck with me man, not you man.
Person 1: It's not your fault
Person 2: *breaks down into tears* crying, It's just so hard
Person 1: It's ok
It's not your fault by thehellboya October 28, 2012

Not Your Square 

When someone is out of their usual style. Or when people attempt things that are not "them".
Zak: "Yo is that skinny jeans you got on?"
Ibby: "Yeah, they fit dumb good."
Zak: "Yo thats not your square."
Not Your Square by LilKetchup August 13, 2009

that's not your pidgeon 

phrase used to point out to someone that they are out of their jurisdiction or speaking out of place. Used in instances when someone is making comments or decisions that are not related to their expertise, knowledge base, or responsibility.
Burns: "I wish Marge were here to give me a back massage."

Smithers: "Mr. Burns, I would be happy to give you a back massage."

Burns: "Smithers, that's not your pidgeon."

See with your eyes not your hands 

You can look but don't touch. Particularly used when someone asks to SEE something with their hand extended. A hilarious quote from Mr. Burns on The Simpsons TV show.
Castro (reaching for the trillion $ bill): May I see it?

Mr. Burns: See with your eyes not your hands!

Act your age, not your shoe size 

Stop behaving immaturely. Said to adults who are acting like overgrown children and to school-age children who are acting like overgrown toddlers.
It's time for you to get serious and stop being silly. Grow up, pal! Act your age, not your shoe size!