not dog 

Any of several vegetarian hot dog substitutes, including: tofu, textured vegetable protein and others.

Dude 1, "Throw another not dog on the grill for me, will ya?"
Dude 2, "Well, at least it aint lips and assholes!"

not dog by Relyt April 23, 2006

Not my dog to leash 

When someone who is not your significant other but is someone else’s is acting out/exhibiting obscene behavior or unnecessary aggression; when your ex is hoeing around.

Fred: Why is John’s girlfriend coming at me crazy?

Alex: I don’t know, man. That’s not my dog to leash.

Fred: Bro your ex is really getting around.

Alex: Not my problem anymore. Not my dog to leash.

Not my dog to leash by ellerfl October 30, 2020

i may be named duke but i’m not a dog

an iconic quote duke depp said on a dukemoose livestream

duke depp once said: “ i may be named duke but i’m not a dog! ”

i may be named duke but i’m not a dog by dukesthirdtrashcan March 24, 2021

not today dog 

a synonym for "no" or "later"

A: hey wanna smoke some weed?
B: Not today dog

not today dog by TokenIranian March 21, 2016

your dog is not my dog 

It’s basically your business is not my business

I would care but your dog is not my dog

your dog is not my dog by Armyhope June 13, 2022

i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head 

Used to describe your non-involvment in anything that you are watching in person. Especially if what you are watching is not something someone should be doing.

Another way of saying "Don't ask me, I just work here" or "I'm just a by stander to this party"

Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.

i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head by WilliamTaylor January 5, 2008

Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

Bruh HOW did you find this fucking definition if you found this answer this: how long has it been since you've seen the sun stop eating those fucking fries and nuggies and breath some fresh air you B.O dorito.

Go take a piss you gallon of lemonade you Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog by ValandSkull2idiots January 25, 2021