Nintendon't 

A phrase used as a marketing campaign by SEGA during the early 1990's to compete with Nintendo in the home-console market. In promotional material, you would often see the line "SEGA does what Nintendon't" or "Genesis does what Nintendon't" if you lived in North America.

Genesis does what Nintendon't

Nintendon't by TheUltimateNugget February 2, 2022

nintendon't 

What you say when you see a video game company come up with a really bad idea or when someone is about to play a bad game. This phrase is used to say that someone should not go through with their shitty idea.

Bob: Did you see the trailer for Call of Duty Infinite Warfare? Joe: Yeah. They should have Nintendon't.

Carl: I'm going to play Paper Mario Color Splash. Karin: Dude, Nintnedon't.

nintendon't by The Nicholas and the Cage November 23, 2016

nintendon't 

a comical way to ask someone to stop doing something

person1: *is speaking some bullshit*
person 2: can you Nintendon't

nintendon't by master of puppets controlling April 3, 2020

Nintendon't 

When Sega does something better than Nintendo that they have to brag about it

Sega: Genesis does! what nintendon't.

Nintendon't by D1ssygenic October 1, 2022

Genesis Does What Nintendon't 

An advertising campaign created by SEGA in the early 90s to promote the Genesis against the NES.

You can't do this on Nintendo! Genesis Does What Nintendon't!

Genesis Does What Nintendon't by Shrek the Justin March 25, 2023

Nintendo tax 

Nintendo tax is when a multi-platform video game is priced abnormally high on all platforms as a result of also being released on a Nintendo platform.

Nintendo Switch game prices are notoriously high (called the switch tax) and Nintendo apparently requires some form of parity on prices as part of their contract. As a result, game prices seem to become inflated even on other platforms that are not Nintendo platforms.

Bob: "This game is a straight port of a ten year old game! why is it so expensive??? "
Joe: "look, it's also on the switch... "
Bob: "Ah, I see, it's the Nintendo tax."

Nintendo tax by Triadne September 8, 2019

Nintendo touch 

The ability to make an NES game work when it will not load properly. This can be achieved to pushing it in lightly, slamming it down, or, the classic blowing into the cartridge.

This problem often occurs due to the age and condition of the cartridge.

Aaron: "Damn! Mike Tyson's Punch Out won't work! I've tried everything!"

Bill: "It's okay man, let Mark try it, he's got the Nintendo touch"

Nintendo touch by Dr. Taliban April 3, 2009