mouthausen 

Slightly incoherent verbal abuse accompanied by mild violence. Generally encouraged by alcoholic beverages and testosterone.

Don't be mouthausen in the pool, I'll beat your ass with this noodle...shit, I got water in my beer.

mouthausen by Effing Michael November 20, 2006

Mutthausen by Proxy 

A behavior in which a dog owner fabricates and exaggerates health or behavior problems by their dog in order to show how much he/she cares for and worries about their pet.

The poor puppy was wearing both a "collar of shame" and a muzzle, definitely a case of Mutthausen by Proxy.

Mutthausen by Proxy by brianfest October 21, 2016

mouthulence 

when you have a mouth fart.
when a person burps.
the reverse of farting...reverse fart.

"buuuurp.!!."
please excuse my mouthulence.
your excused.

mouthulence by chris james bitch October 24, 2008