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Mountain Gooch

When the area between your ass and genitals become sweaty or moist.
This workout is giving me the worst Mountain Gooch ever
Mountain Gooch by jlee6 March 2, 2010

Mountain Googles 

Mountain googles are a mountaineering's equivalent of beer googles: After spending considerable amount of time on an expedition with a predominantly male group of fellow mountaineers, one's standard on female beauty becomes lowered. Like beer googles, the decrease in standard is proportional to the days spent away from civilization.
After 2 weeks in Nepal, he hooked up with the first girl that smiled at him. She was toothless. He had a serious case of mountain googles.
Mountain Googles by Lo Hong December 21, 2010

Mountain Gook 

N. A native of Afghanistan (esp.) or Iraq, especially when a member of an enemy military force.
Mountain Gook by TankTracks December 18, 2012

Mountain gooning 

Gooning on the top of a mountain, mostly with a group, and ending with a circle jerk
Hey Thomas! You wanna go mountain gooning later with me and John?
Mountain gooning by Eieh June 28, 2025

Rocky Mountain Goodness 

A noun that is code for beer. Was first used by Mitchell talking on the phone to his frat bros and trying to chaperone a marching band competition.
"So, uh, you want some of that Rocky Mountain Goodness, then, yeah?"

Mountaingorilloligy 

He had a Masters degree in the study of Mountaingorilloligy.