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MotoCock 

The worst possible confluens of characteristics defining the antithesis of a good motorcycle rider: A complete and utter contempt for the interests and safety of ANY other riders, combined seamlessly with an ultra-flagrant, self-destructive operating behavior that approaches criminality and topped off by a seemingly unlimited over-self-confident narcissism that defies current psychologic diagnostic criteria.
Two years ago I rode with a motocock. Nope. Life is too short, never again.
MotoCock by YAWA August 23, 2016

motojack 

When your Ladyfriend, boyfriend, ho, or other sexual servant gives you a handjob while sitting 'bitch' on your Motorcycle or Scooter.

Similar to Road Head for a car or truck.
I'm pretty tired man, my lady friend gave me a nice long motojack on the ride over.

Sorry officer, I lost control because I was getting a motojack.
motojack by elcalrissian April 13, 2010

Motorlock 

Motorlock is the unpredictable science of utilizing motors in a game called Plane Crazy (a game where you place different blocks to make a working creaiton) to move blocks half a block or more towards the base of the motor block.
Did you see how when I motorlocked these wedges it created this weird cone shape?

The motorlock here is staggered to allow this block to come from here and go all the way over there.
Motorlock by Crazed_Pilot November 20, 2020

Motordorks 

Describing a person or group profoundly interested in the art of, modification of, restoration of and obsession of all things Motor. Someone who is willingly obsessed with a certain brand, make or model of anything motor related.
Those people are just standing in the parking lot at night...

They are motordorks! They meet here every week just to stare and talk cars.
Motordorks by Motordork June 7, 2019

motorsickle

A two wheeled vehicle, operator of which is 37 times more likely to die, per mile traveled, than an operator of a 4 wheeled vehicle, according to 2007 IIHS survey. Most commonly, heavy and slow American made machines that are 90% chrome-plated are called motorsickles.
I'd rather push my honda (through the turn, at high speed) than ride an American motorsickle.
motorsickle by ScooterTrash April 29, 2010

motordick 

flopping your whang around like a fucking stallion
i love the motordick
motordick by robby4154 November 23, 2006