motarded
motarded by robbieboy74 July 24, 2008
Motarded
When a person performs his/her job or task with such a high level of motivation it makes them appear retarded. Motivated-Retarded.
Scene: One army platoon has guard shift.
Larry: Hey how are you doing? Are you ok? Do you want to go get some coffee? Do you need anything? Are you cold? Have you seen anything?
Nick: Larry calm down, I'm fine. I don't need anything. Just go back to your post and calm down!
Larry: Ok I was just checking to see if you were alright. Well I'm going to go, I've got 5 other posts to check.
Nick: Ok Larry, do whatever. Just don't have a heart attack. (Larry Leaves) Man that guy is motarded. I swear he takes this job far too serious. He's going to have a heart attack one of these days.
Larry: Hey how are you doing? Are you ok? Do you want to go get some coffee? Do you need anything? Are you cold? Have you seen anything?
Nick: Larry calm down, I'm fine. I don't need anything. Just go back to your post and calm down!
Larry: Ok I was just checking to see if you were alright. Well I'm going to go, I've got 5 other posts to check.
Nick: Ok Larry, do whatever. Just don't have a heart attack. (Larry Leaves) Man that guy is motarded. I swear he takes this job far too serious. He's going to have a heart attack one of these days.
Motarded by PICK-your-VAN-KOOP January 22, 2011
motarded
A person in the military who is so motivated they are a fucking idiot, or retarded. Following rules and regulations to the proverbial "T" while not taking into consideration mission accomplishment or troop welfare.
Also, being so motivated in hope of gaining rank faster in order to be able to tell others what to do without being hit in the face because they had their lunch money stolen in high school. They receive absolutely no respect elseware, therefore they stay in the military out of fear of the real world.
Also, being so motivated in hope of gaining rank faster in order to be able to tell others what to do without being hit in the face because they had their lunch money stolen in high school. They receive absolutely no respect elseware, therefore they stay in the military out of fear of the real world.
motarded by disgruntled guy December 26, 2005
motarded
Someone in the military who is so gung-ho they are said to motivated to the point of mental retardation.
"Did you just see that guy run into Osama Bin Laden's cave and take out every terrorist in there? He's one brave, motarded, sunofabitch!"
motarded by DJ Stevie Steve March 8, 2005