morning missile

The erectile penis a man get when he wakes up, can be also known as morning wood.

I always wake up every day with a morning missile

morning missile by D'fo February 25, 2004

Morning Missile

the first poop of the day

Oh look, Brian is off to launch his morning missile. Mine's ready too launch to but I'll have to chill until his destruction is over.

Morning Missile by Crunchyness March 12, 2009

Morning Missle 

An erect penis that you have upon waking up in the morning.

I woke up with a huge morning missle today, so my wife road me like a rented mule.

Morning Missle by t June 30, 2004