monkey raped 

When a party of African Americans stiff a server

Server 1: How did that 10 top of Canadians treat you?

Server 2: They asked for extra bread 3 times. They only had apps. They all drank water like they were stranded in a desert. Stayed for 3 hours after they were done eating. Separate checks. Half of them didn't tip. The other half left less than 10%

Server 1: Ouch! You just got monkey raped.

monkey raped by DamnCanadian July 27, 2011

Monkey Rape 

When a monkey comes up and rapes any random person

Out of no where I got monkey raped.

Monkey Rape by Anonymous October 31, 2003

monkey rape 

when a monkey bends you over and you just sit there and take it yeaaa you like that whispers the monkey you wanna say no but you know you love it yeaa num num.

dude i just got monkey raped...it it hurt

monkey rape by ampirjw3mfvkmfekwnjedkfmnrwepf July 1, 2011

Money-raped 

to be taken advantage of financially due to being intoxicated, in distress, or otherwise under the influence of an alternative mind-altering substance

example: Seeking out and advertising cookie sales to high college students is money-rape. However, selling cookies outside a dispensary is not, as the consumer would likely not be under the influence when needing to travel to and from the dispensary.

The underage guy at the concert was money-raped when he asked a couple of 21+ girls to buy him beer with his credit card, and they bought themselves some drinks as well without prior agreement to do so.

Money-raped by franc_furter March 31, 2021

monkey rape 

Monkey rape is the regrettable practise of a tying a monkey up by his tail and then boning him up the ass.

Can be quite noisy.

Don's neighbors got used to the smell of bananas and monkey poo, and even to the sight of him doing monkey rape on a monkey hanging from his clothesline.

But they never got used to the screaming.

monkey rape by scodder May 6, 2010

monkey rape 

when a person (usually of great martial arts ability) hugs his legs around another person and repetedly punches thier head until great injury occurs.

Jack: Hey! Did you guys see the way that guy monkey raped the other guy durring that awesome fight scene?!
Sam: Yeah! It was totally awesome!

monkey rape by --Sen November 8, 2008

rigger monkey rape 

1. An oxymoron, as any self-respecting rigger monkey welcomes violent penetration.
2. Imitating an orangutan while engaging in an unwelcome and unexpected donkey punch.

Hey sweetie, what's your #? Can I take you out some time for dinner and a movie and afterwards a quick rigger monkey rape?

rigger monkey rape by Hannibal March 29, 2003