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mockatarian 

n.
1. One who loosely practices vegetarianism.
2. A fake, wannabe or former herbivore.

adj.
1. Kind of or somewhat relating to vegetarianism or vegetarians, but only when it is convenient or ‘cool’ to do so.
2. Not consisting primarily or wholly of vegetables and vegetable products, consumes a lot of seafood especially salmon and shrimp (sushi is a huge weakness) and loves animal products such as stinky cheese.
mike was a vegetarian....no chicken, no beef, no seafood. he now eats seafood therefore he is no longer a vegetarian, but a mockatarian.
mockatarian by boodody March 1, 2005
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Mockstalgia 

Nostalgia for places/events/things that never occurred or do not exist.
She has Mockstalgia for Argletown
Mockstalgia by Dynamo0602 February 23, 2021
Noun: A very quiet guitarist with tendencies to snap into an uncontrollable rage....
Did you see Mocktar shove those drumsticks up bobby's ass
Mocktar by Clown Rapping Gorilla December 1, 2010

mockstache 

noun: a mustache that one has only to be joking around or belittling something or someone, hence the word mockery intertwined with mustache.
Person 1: Dude, I was trimming up my beard and decided to try out the mockstache.
Person 2: Nice man, it definitely plays.

or

Room 201 has the Mockstache Special, but they're only having them for a limited time.
mockstache by CheckMate Trellis February 26, 2010

Mockstag 

That dude a mockstag
Mockstag by Yobrogo May 22, 2018