millward 

General term of abuse.
Synonymous with 'Gaylord', 'Shortarse' or 'Tubby Bitch'.
One who is mocked by his colleagues and barely tolerated by his superiors.
A sausage jockey.

1. "Hey dwarf-boy, you look like a complete Millward".

2. "He left the pub at 7.30" "Sounds a bit Millward to me..."

millward by Friends of Millward June 13, 2005

millward 

the sweat secreted by the left bollock during gay anal sex. This can only be seen on the 23rd of every month. The right bollock secretes berty which is a substance used to unblock drains

gosh berty ur parted hair smells of millward-or is it berty

millward by Bertrude Millward 3rd April 26, 2005

Millward 

One who likes licking and/or collecting the sweat secreted from the nadsack of rodents

Oh god he's such a millward!

Millward by Sibley December 16, 2008

millward 

hes a great mate, always funny.

millwards a legend

millward by david king September 19, 2003

millward 

god, #1, pimp, gangstar, hansom, fit,

millward is god

millward by mike millward September 15, 2003

millward 

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
centre parting
cunt
no friends
ugly munter
why cant he just be normal
looks as if his barber is actually taking the piss of him
he is known as "the living joke"
rich fuck who is exploited for that
as the most twattable face
i wanna mug him silly
Merkage bloods, Merkage do you wanna get bracked Millward cos if you do thare will be bear carnidge homes!

i hope our foetus/embryo doesnt develop millward syndrom

millward by hehxlfnvfkl May 5, 2005

millward 

a huge pice of centre partinged pussy

man you are a millward

millward by peter the great April 25, 2005