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The Mierdas Touch 

The ability to turn everything one touches to shit.

The phrase is a mash up of the King Midas myth of being cursed that everything he touched turned to gold and mierdas, which is the spanish word for shit.

There is some controversy as to whether the object touched was already a piece of shit with an exceedingly thin veneer of gold plating, where the Mierdas Touch serves only to reveal the subject's true nature versus the Mierdas Touch actually turning any object into shit, even if it was previously unblemished.
The doctor was beloved by all until he was touched the Mierdas Touch, wherein, it came to light that the doctor was constantly drunk, mis-prescribed drugs, and belittled underlings.

puta mierda 

Fucking shit in Spanish. Here "puta" doesn't mean bitch, it's just and adjective used for everything: puta locura (fucking madness), puto cabrón (fucking bastard), puto despertador (fucking alarm clock), puto perro (fucking dog)

""shit bitch" would be "puta DE mierda"
Puta mierda, I left a bag the marijuana in the kitchen table, now my parents will see it.
puta mierda by doromeu October 10, 2013

mierda ball 

An obscene and unsanitary derivative form of baseball popularized in New York City.

The structure of the game is largely subjective and may be modified in accordance with the wishes of its often roid-raging participants.

The term is said to have been created by illegal immigrants aboard the Colombian ship "Sepulveda" and rapidly spread to various Colombian and Dominican enclaves throughout New York City.
I hope it doesn't rain this Saturday because I've been dying to play some mierda ball.

Yo Ale, did you sign up for mierda ball this week? I didn't see your name on the list.
mierda ball by GAS Captain April 15, 2009
you're so full of mierda
mierda by Thuggish June 21, 2003

coma mierda 

Literally, eat shit. Often used when referring to the first episode of the television series "Narcos."

Pablo Escobar walks into the police station, frustrated that one of the police officers didn't hold to his deal (he had previously bribed the officer). When the officer says that they need to renegotiate, Pablo says, "Coma mierda. Coma. Mierda."
"Coma mierda, puta." ("Eat shit, bitch.")
coma mierda by dat.boi.k May 7, 2018

vete a la mierda 

The spanish was to say "Fuck off"
vete a la mierda by Beachbum170 December 26, 2015