microblurt

A baby version of a blurt, not a full blurt or a mini blurt but a microblurt

The baby was up all night crying, she is such a microblurt sometimes

microblurt by Louskilou February 21, 2020

microflirting

When someone wants to fuck you, but they don't know it yet or want to keep it on the DL. It's flirting, but at a subtler level.

Girl #1: Hey skank, lay off my ex
Girl #2: Um...we were just talking, bitch
Girl #1: Um...no you weren't. Thats the 4th time this week you complimented his hair, you just touched his arm, and that was some subtle eye-fuck action. Don't think I don't know about microflirting, bitch.

microflirting by Derek Michael December 6, 2015

Microflirting

Similar to micro aggressions, microflirting is flirting on a smaller, much subtler scale. Maybe she's married, he's engaged, or they're in the same friend group, but they occaisonally make comments or gestures that suggest that interest.

Girl: "Hey, I really like your hair today. I love the conservative, clean-cut style."
Guy: "Thanks!"
Guy's friend later: "Bro, she has totally been Microflirting with you, man. That's like the 3rd time she's complemented your hair."

(Girl and guy hug as they part)
Girl's friend: "Gurl, did you see how he gave you strong eye contact and lingered for half a second on your lower back?That was totally a Microflirt."

Microflirting by Derek Michael November 24, 2015

microburst 

1) A downburst is a strong downdraft which includes an outburst of potentially damaging winds on or near the ground. If the diameter of the downburst is less than 2.5 miles, it is called a microburst.

2) Also used in popular vernacular to refer to brief expressions of fear, anger, sadness, joy, pleasure. . .

We heard there were microbursts in the area, but the soccer game continued. Because we are just that hard core.

He had a microburst when I told him I had shared his secret with the whole department.

When I crossed the finish line (winning my first Olympic Gold) and heard the crowd cheering, I had a microburst to end all microbursts.

microburst by ripcurlgrrl May 28, 2005

Macroblunt

A fat ass blunt two time the size of that random guys dick that you saw in the gas station bathroom so that's pretty big

the other day I took a hit of a macroblunt and I was gone for three days

Macroblunt by Mr. Nut January 12, 2018

Microcourt

A synonym for "I told you so". Also see 'wired phone lines'.

Is this going to be another Microcourt?

Microcourt by BeGreatInStead April 23, 2021

microflute 

The process by which a female vocalist holding a microphone moves her fingers along the microphone so as to suggest the playing of a flute.

That American Idol girl is always playing the microflute.

microflute by mice March 21, 2005