metetron 

1. a dolty tool
2. one who really sucks at poker and, subsequently, at life

Man, that guy with his pink collar popped who isn't very good at poker is a real metetron.

metetron by Ray Zee July 24, 2008

Metatron 

The angel who acts are the voice of God in all matters. The true voice of God would kill anyone who heard it.

"Behold the Metatron, Herald of the Almighty and voice of the one true God."
-Dogma

Metatron by Atrayu April 9, 2005

Metatron 

*An agent of God.

*In the Zone Of Enders storyline, Metatron is the most powerful element discovered in existence, and is usable for all kinds of applications. Metatron is also the composition for the orbital frames (mechs, called 'orbital' because of their anti-gravity capabilities, and called 'frame' because of, well, their structure), such as Jehuty and Anubis.

"Metatron is out there......somewhere in this annoyingly enormous universe of ours. The element I mean. You wanna meet the agent of God? You'll have to go to Heaven."
-me

Metatron by Dave May 22, 2004

Metatron 

A whiny bitch angel that desperately wants to be your dick wad.

Piper is a metatron!

Metatron by Spider8itch January 21, 2015

metatron 

One of the main villains, if not the main villain, in the His Dark Materials trilogy. Metatron is God's (The Authority's) Lord Regent who is looking after Heaven whilst The Authority hides away pondering deeper mysteries. Metatron wants to control human free will by destroying Original Sin. He is destroyed when Lord Asriel and Mrs Coulter team up to drag him into the abyss.

"Will felt himself searched and scoured from one end of his being to the other by some vast, brutal, and merciless intellect.
And what was more, he had a spear - he was raising it to hurl -"

Metatron attacks Will, Balthamos, and Baruch (The Amber Spyglass)

metatron by Shinjato April 28, 2005

Metatron 

A Song composed by The Mars Volta in his CD "The Bedlam In Goliath

Metatron is such a BAMFie song.

Metatron by Mexicutioner February 8, 2008

Metatron  

The first among Seraphim and voice of god. The only angel to be so close to god that he requires six wings so cover his brilliance.

Metatron has six wings, two to cover his face, two to cover his torso and two to cover his feet

Metatron by Seraph_ March 13, 2009