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Melanesia 

An island territory in the pacific that stretches from Fiji to West Papua.

Inhabited by warlike head hunting dark skin people who are considered superior then the soft gangsta wannabe polynesians.
European Explorer: oh my goodness, you chopped a jolly good fellows head off. Now i got blood all over me bloody english muffin and cup of tea.

Chief Kuloolai: Welcome to Melanesia motherfucker. What you thought this was?? Polynesia?? get the fuck outta here!
Melanesia by Alphonse Dau November 17, 2009

Melangian 

A person originating from a melange, a mixture of races or ethnic groups. Not used for a first generation multiracial person whose parents are of different races, but for someone whose parents were already mixed.

mestee mestizo melange multiracial
Gwen Wong is a melangian since one parent was mixed Filipino and Chinese and the other was mixed American and Portuguese.
Melangian by Anubis Dhole March 28, 2010

Melaniia 

Melaniia is a sexy ass cunt. She's hot and most likely has a ton of scars from all the weird but fun ass shit she does. She's the best person you will ever meet. SEXY ASF. Any guy that sees her is most likely daydreaming of fucking her so hard she won't be able to fucking walk.
Person 1: Bro, did you see that girl walking across the street?
Person 2: Yeah, oml she's such a Melaniia I'd fuck her right here.
Melaniia by Popcornflakes March 15, 2023

melanesia 

Melanesia is by Malaysia.
melanesia by JOHNSON October 18, 2003

Melanieandbillieflamingo 

Melanieandbillieflamingo kins Hisoka and Yuri from ybc

Melanesian Cheese Platter 

A sexual act taking place in a sukkah that involves a lulav, etrog, a dwarf and and a couple and inexpensive kosher cheese
After the Ushpeizen the host and hostess ask Marius the dwarf to stay and join them for a Melanesian cheese platter in the Sukkah