Is a failing text-based adventure from the 90's which has far outlived it's welcome on the internet. It can best be compared to a starving African country that nobody gives a damn about anymore.
"Chuck Norris once kicked a swear word around the world ya know?"
"Dude, a Chuck Norris joke? Thats so medievia!"
"Dude, a Chuck Norris joke? Thats so medievia!"
by AngryHomosapien November 3, 2006
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I'm hopelessly addicted to Medievia.
by Marious October 19, 2008
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Often abbreviated as Chiv amongst PC gamers. Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is a ridiculously badass First Person Slasher game made by Torn Banner Studios which is set in a medieval battlefield and consists of usually 16-24 players violently slashing and/or whacking the shit out of each other with swords, maces, clubs, and other archaic weaponry.
It's also one of the few games where it is entirely possible to accidentally decapitate your entire team with a wrong mouse click.
It's also one of the few games where it is entirely possible to accidentally decapitate your entire team with a wrong mouse click.
Man 1: "Fuck man I can't wait for Chivalry: Medieval Warfare to finish updating."
Man 2: "Same here, I've been itching to bash someone's head in with my heavy flail."
Man 2: "Same here, I've been itching to bash someone's head in with my heavy flail."
by NarugaAndrew June 6, 2014
Get the chivalry: medieval warfare mug.To physically torture or injure someone by means of archaic methods, usually involving tools frequently used for blacksmithing or traditional feudal era torture. Example of such include thumbscrews, flesh peeling, and branding.
First coined by Marcellus Wallace in Quentin Tarantino's <i>Pulp Fiction</i> (1994).
First coined by Marcellus Wallace in Quentin Tarantino's <i>Pulp Fiction</i> (1994).
"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."
by Gabriel Korrigan August 16, 2005
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Get the Im a sucker for medieval castles mug.From the movie Pulp Fiction, one of the most feared characters stated his henchmen would "go medieval on yo' ass", which basically was a way of saying his men would click out on the men being threatened. To go medieval means to become savagely violent without restraint, similar to how we imagine those in the savage, unrestrained medieval times would respond to someone who had done them wrong.
by MsLi January 24, 2006
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Generally dirty, and smelly due to lack of access to vagina for cleaning.
Generally dirty, and smelly due to lack of access to vagina for cleaning.
hey john man! the girl i hooked up with last night had some serious medieval bush going on. I had to eat that shit from the back.
by monkeybones February 9, 2009
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