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Texas Meatslap

The act of ejaculating into a handful of raw ground beef, then proceeding to slap someone with it.
Did you hear about the Texas Meatslap we gave to Brenda? Shit was so cash.

meatslap 

To hit another with ones grandiose wang.
Tommy meatslaps susan from across the dining table, deftly dodging the gravy bowl.
meatslap by Lemonade Avenger April 18, 2003

Calamari Meatslap 

The act of getting Cthulhu tea bagged, beaten and harassed by very loose saggy beef curtains.
Guy1: Dude, I got woken up by multiple Calamari Meatslaps...
Guy2: Shit man! You got snail trails all over you face?!
Guy1: It's like Davey Jones' Eskimo kisses...
Calamari Meatslap by xHectiCx338 November 20, 2013

MeatSlanger 

A man who has sex with lots of women and stays single while doing so
Tiger Woods would be a MeatSlanger if he wasn't married.
MeatSlanger by Leventay July 5, 2010