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mantasrophe

Etymology: "man" + "catastrophe"
Meaning: Some sort of disaster involving a man. Usually has something to do with a girl, although major injuries, missing a football game, and midlife crises also count.
I had a total mantasrophe the other day; I missed the big game and my girlfriend broke up with me. I suck. Think I'll go get a beer or something.
mantasrophe by H.S. January 11, 2009

Mathtastrophe 

The ensuing chaos/disaster of a person who's mental state was either permanently or temporarily destroyed from doing too many math problems in one day.

A catastrophe that is the direct result of mathematics.
After doing 150 polynomial and factorization problems, a mathtastrophe occurred destroying millions of dollars of property and a loss of life estimated in the thousands.
Mathtastrophe by Brooktopus January 18, 2010

Mattastrophe 

A cataclysmic event often preceded by an extremely awkward moment set into motion by a person named Matt.
Right as he pulled out she farted on his dick. it was a Mattastrophe.
Mattastrophe by MattRAY June 1, 2010

Tantastrophe 

When an application of false tan goes so wrong it can be used as an excuse for lateness.
Hey I'm gonna be about an hour late! Had a total Tantastrophe!
Tantastrophe by LadieeeeeeA May 9, 2011

matastrophe 

A subcategory of catastrophe involving a fiery demise.
The Hindenburg was a matastrophe.

fantastrophe

fan·tas·tro·phe
A moment or circumstance in fantasy sports that suggests a significant loss that could pertain to a performance, player, owner or match-up.
My draft was a fantastrophe.
fantastrophe by winreaper April 13, 2014