manstinct 

the natural instinct that only men have. often not understood by woman

seeing the fence was locked, john's manstincts kicked in and he climbed over the fence

manstinct by eviiil1 April 1, 2007

manstitute 

a person of the male sex who works as, is, or has been a male prostitute.

Dude, your dad is such a manstitute cause your mom pays him.

manstitute by Tyler K. King October 5, 2006

Manstipated 

When the man you are seeing cannot make up his mind about whether to be in your life - or not. He keeps you (his girl) at arms length - reels you in occasionally - completely confusing you as to your status in his life. He cannot be with you - and cannot be without you. He is completely MANSTIPATED.

I say, “sh*t or get off the pot.”

He can’t seem to claim me or let me go... he is completely manstipated.

Manstipated by JDHStyle May 31, 2019

manstructions 

The act of assembling any newly obtained product without the aid of the included instructions. Usually performed by men who feel they don't need mundane advice from a useless piece of paper, this can result in time delays during construction.

Ego Man #1: Nah, we don't need the instructions to assemble this new set of storage shelves - instructions are for lames, dude. We'll use our built in manstructions.

Ego Man #2: Damn strait man, hell yah - lets do it.

~5 hours later~

Ego Man #1: Sh*t we should have used those instructions.

manstructions by zyphex November 23, 2007

Manstinant 

Staying abstinant from dating men for a long period of time.

Girl 1: Oh my god, my ex-boyfriend sucks big time..
Girl 2: I am manstinant for years now. You should try it
Girl 1: K.

Manstinant by Nikki80 June 26, 2015

Manstincts 

The basic manly instincts that every guy is born with. Such as being able to drive well or navigate through anything without asking directions.

Man 1: dude how did you get so good at driving?.... you just got your license yesterday.

Man 2: I dont know it must just be my manstincts.

Manstincts by Joel amb January 12, 2009

Meatstinct 

Meatstinct is the human instinct for meat. It is the desire to devour tasty animal flesh and should not be ignored. Give in to your meatstinct!

I’m getting some very strong meatstinct looking at that succulent pork chop.

Meatstinct by Shedmundo December 24, 2019