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lumber jack

a burly man who lives and dies by the axe; lives deep within the deciduous forest where he earns his livelihood by falling large trees, the size of titans.

eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.

wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.

may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.
lumber jacks, they don't taste like lumber.
lumber jack by crimsonhawkman March 25, 2010

lumber jack

A person who works in the woods for a living.
lumber jack by Mel Function September 5, 2003

Lumber Jack

A chunky jolly fellow usual by the name LJ or chris.
Gets a buzz out of cutting down tree's then retreating to there dark lair where they drink stolen Booze and play on holographic phones.
guy:Hey look its the lumber jack
LJ: alreet
guy: Hint!
LJ: i love you.
guy: Go cut down trees
Lumber Jack by Mcpwnzorage September 24, 2009

lumber jack

Lumber Jacking is when you eat something (no matter the size) in a single bite.
I bet you twenty dollars you can't lumber jack that steak!
lumber jack by Alex Otto November 20, 2007

Lumber jack

To jack off in the middle of a forest or lumber yard.
Person 1: I'm going to Home Depot to lumber jack
Person 2: I enjoy the forest
Lumber jack by Shish Kabober February 8, 2022

lumber jack

simultaneously puking and deficating.
I feel like I'm going to lumber jack.

I don't think I should have taken that last shot. I spent the whole night lumberjackin'.
lumber jack by Jason Andrew September 9, 2008