lumber jack

A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.

He's a lumberjack, he's OK.
He drinks all night and he works all day.

lumber jack by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

lumber jack

a burly man who lives and dies by the axe; lives deep within the deciduous forest where he earns his livelihood by falling large trees, the size of titans.

eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.

wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.

may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.

lumber jacks, they don't taste like lumber.

lumber jack by crimsonhawkman March 25, 2010

lumber jack

A person who works in the woods for a living.

Paul Bunyan was a lumber jack.

lumber jack by Mel Function September 5, 2003

Lumber Jack

A chunky jolly fellow usual by the name LJ or chris.
Gets a buzz out of cutting down tree's then retreating to there dark lair where they drink stolen Booze and play on holographic phones.

guy:Hey look its the lumber jack
LJ: alreet
guy: Hint!
LJ: i love you.
guy: Go cut down trees

Lumber Jack by Mcpwnzorage September 24, 2009

lumber jack

Lumber Jacking is when you eat something (no matter the size) in a single bite.

I bet you twenty dollars you can't lumber jack that steak!

lumber jack by Alex Otto November 20, 2007

Lumber jack

To jack off in the middle of a forest or lumber yard.

Person 1: I'm going to Home Depot to lumber jack
Person 2: I enjoy the forest

Lumber jack by Shish Kabober February 8, 2022

lumber jack

simultaneously puking and deficating.

I feel like I'm going to lumber jack.

I don't think I should have taken that last shot. I spent the whole night lumberjackin'.

lumber jack by Jason Andrew September 9, 2008