lobot 

Anyone who walks around with one of those stupid bluetooth thingies on their ear.

Corey:
"Hey dad, why is that lobot here? Who is going to be calling him here at Denny's at 6:00 in the morning?"

Dad:
"Son you don't understand. Lobot's just want to give everyone else in the room the impression that they're important."

lobot by W.C. Ford December 23, 2006

lobot 

1) Someone who behaves in a robotic manner due to the removal of their frontal lobe through a process known as a lobotomy. 2) A derogatory term used to describe a person behaving as if they have been lobotomized, though they still have their frontal lobe intact and fully functional.

1) Daughter of lobotomized man: "I was at the Center all day yesterday, navigating Dad through all of the lobots."
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2) Woman: "Man, I had a date with this total lobot last night. I spent most of the time deciding whether to sip my drink or visit the powder room."

lobot by Mike P. Grant, esq. August 5, 2007

lobot 

Someone who wears their bluetooth headset all the time, even when they are not using it. This is a reference to the character Lobot from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.

Dave is such a lobot.

lobot by Drew Leamon December 12, 2007

Lobot 

The name given to peeps wearing large headphones, resembling Lobot the Cloud City character in the Empire Strikes Back.

Person A) Check out that sweet honey
Person B) Which one?
Person A) That one over there, standing next to the Lobot

or

Check out the size of those headphones on that Lobot over there.

Lobot by WayJay August 10, 2012

Lobstronomous 

Adj.

1) A word that means what ever you would like it to mean.

1) I say, this wine is lobstronomous.
2) You certainly are a lobstronomous individual sir!
3) I lobstronomously agree.

Lobstronomous by Syno-man January 11, 2013

Lobob

Eshay cat

Look it’s a lil eshay eshay cat it’s called fucken lobob.

Lobob by Lobob May 23, 2020

to craft a triple cast lobster 

Means having sex in the workshop, you tell this to your relatives if you want them to think of you as an innocent craftsman. You hope they are too impressed to ask any further.

Aunt: "So, what were you and your partners name doing in the workshop last night?"
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."

to craft a triple cast lobster by CLuG4ever May 13, 2021