livercock

One's non-erect penis with an excessively large amount of foreskin that you could potentially pull forward and tie the end making it look like a solid tube of liverworst. Possibly the most disgusting thing to call a man with an un-circumsized john-thomas.

"Vinnie, shut the fuck up. You're nothing but a livercock."

"Eww, you haven't had your pencil shaved? Haha you're a livercock!"

by Brandon Wheeler August 15, 2008

Mount Livestock Academy

Any core group of uppity, provincial xenophobes, especially in the Arts.

"I know his music sucks, but let's face it, he's tied in with the Mount Livestock Academy of the Performing Arts."

by Old Chicory January 4, 2010

Livestock

Farm animals such as goats, pigs, lambs and cows

It is time for the livestock sale.

by Ffaislife June 30, 2016

tiny livestock

Another word used to describe crabs of the pubic region.

Dude, I can't stop itching my ballsac! These tiny livestock are on a stampede!

by The maja July 4, 2006

livestock

commonly used in plural to indicate working women like hookers, or even whores and sluts.

...While he masturbates to photos of livestock,
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock... (the lyrics from Bloodhound Gang song)

by trank January 30, 2008

Livestock Fingering

The practice of inserting a finger in and then out of any farm animal until one of you completes.

Can be done for your pleasure or for the animals.

Hey Pete, do you want to go to the country to do some Livestock Fingering? I've fingered a goat and a ram but never a chicken.

Its 9am. Have you fingered your livestock today?

Have you gotten to Third Base (aka fingering) with that ram?

by PartTimeLover November 23, 2009

micro-livestock

Insects eaten as gourmet food.

Entomophagists have a wide choice of micro-livestock varieties: from grasshoppers that taste like chicken, to cockroaches eaten in East-Asian countries like Thailand!

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007