lame cakes Share definition Flag the carefree, positive, life-loving way to say 'lame'. it sucks but it's not that bad. person a: "i went to the fair today but didn't get cotton candy because the line was too long..." person b:"lame cakes" lame cakes by Torey H March 29, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the lame cakes mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch