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lacrosse player 

fuck whoever said that lacrosse players are fags that didn't make the football team. more than half the star lacrosse players today were star football players too. but they were actually smart and physically fit too, unlike the fatass dumb jock shit head lazy football players who don't run and just rag on others. fuck football
"Who look at that lacrosse player! He's so fucking fast its not funny. He's faster than our running back! And he actually has good grades unlike the entire retard football team."
lacrosse player by huopl June 3, 2008

Lacrosse Player 

Not a douche bag, contrary to prior belief. We just enjoy the finer things in life, like sperrys. girls, nice clothes. AND of course lax pinnies, lax shorts, croakies and a sick pair of shades. And of course mid calves with nikes. Unlike football players, we date any girl who is dateable. Lacrosse players are usually cool in nature, and love laxin. Also. Lacrosse players are the hottest male athletes, it's been proven, ask any girl.

Lacrosse player 

Someone who dresses very prepy(sperry's, club shorts, vineyard vines, etc). Gets all the girls. An all around hot guy with very nice hair.
Girl: that lacrosse player has great hair, hes so hot
Lacrosse player by ybasf21 July 25, 2015

lacrosse player 

Kids that started baseball when they were younger and quit to start playing lacrosse because they were a disgrace to the game of baseball. They are also douche bags who think they are hot shit and lacrosse is the greatest sport ever even though they probably suck at that too.
lacrosse player: baseball is so boring

baseball player: thats because you sucked

lacrosse player: no the outfield was so boring

baseball player: exactly you played the outfield because you sucked

lacrosse player: (tries to get out of conversation) well i gotta go to lacrosse practice

baseball player: ok have fun playing with your shaft with other guys

lacrosse player body 

a physicaly fit hot guy with nice hair, calves, very tall and built aka sexy asf. they are just a type of guy that’s a girls favorite
you see, Justin has lacrosse player body type.
lacrosse player body by boycrazy123 February 12, 2019

Kiss a lacrosse player day 

Every year on October 29 lovely girls will go up to lacrosse players and give them a kiss
Are you guys ready for kiss a lacrosse player day?