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Kuchen is german word means cake.
Shall we go down and have coffee and Kuchen?
Kuchen by perecluchatel December 11, 2022

Aminas Kuchen 

Aminas Kuchen verbreitet sich bis heute als köstliche Versuchung, doch eine unbekannte Zutat löste unerwartete Epidemie aus ( vorallem in Berlin), die eine Plage in der Gemeinschaft verursachte.
„ das schmeckt irgendwie nach Aminas Kuchen „ ( es schmeckt krank)
„ omg aminas Kuchen „ rette dich

„ sie ist so wie aminas Kuchen“ sie ist krank

„Amina ist am Backen „ terror
Aminas Kuchen by Rina3737 March 20, 2024

kuchanari 

Kuchanari
kuchanari by Kuchanari August 31, 2014

kichen mir en tuchess

You were rude, kichen mir en tuchess.
The capital of Sarawak, Kuching is is the 4th largest urban area in Malaysia and with probably the best quality of life. It is a beautiful, green, laid-back city with non racist people (comprised of mostly Chinese, then Malays and Dayaks)- which is a like far-away dream in most parts of Malaysia. Most only 'learnt how to become' racist after staying for some time in West Malaysia. Intermarriage especially among the Chinese and Dayaks are common. Kuching has the best of both worlds - the facilities of a modern city and the strong community ties of a small town. In short, Kuching is a wonderful place to live in but a mindnumbingly boring place for tourists.

Contrary to what quite a lot of West Malaysians think, Kuching people are not uneducated and 'ulu'. The fact is most Kuchingites can speak better English then them. Kuching also ranks as the no. 2 highest average household income.

Most Kuchingites have the same hobby - eating. This is why there are so many kopitiams over here. Our most famous foods are the kolo mee, laksa Sarawak, kacangma and midin belacan.

Kuching is developing at a very pace rapid pace and this is not neccesarily a good thing. Rising crime, traffic jams, several new malls, and more coming soon might turn Kuching into another unlivable metropolis. Currently however, crime and traffic are still much better than in other large cities in Malaysia.

Noooo.. Kuching, you're beautiful just the way you are! Don't grow up too fast! T_T
Kuchingite driving around: Haiyo why Kuching so boring one no place to go one? All the same things nia.

Another Kuchingite: Nevermind la. Can go eat again lor.
Kuching by MimiLala March 7, 2008

kuchenmeister 

A word used to describe anything you require it to...
"Dude, you're such a fucking kuchenmeister"

"Christ, my kuchenmeister is throbbing"

"hey! kuchenmeister! your cocks hanging out!"

"mmm she has a wonderfully furry kuchenmeister"
kuchenmeister by triggerquatra April 27, 2010