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Knead One Out 

Knead One Out; noun. - Wank. The action where-bye an individual places his cod piece in palm for a solid workover or 'Kneading'.
Mr Evans stood carefree in the breeze to knead One Out
Knead One Out by Lachlan J December 9, 2008

knead my dough 

It's the act of giving a man a blow job whilst he is wearing nothing but a loaf of bread and a shirt.
Boy 1: Dude I let her knead my dough last week!
Boy 2: Bro you're lucky
knead my dough by PotatoKiller21 November 8, 2015

knead the dough 

sophie loves to knead the dough while her husband is in work, this is usually done by the gardener.

knead my bread 

When she's about to give you head and know you have to fart. It is the precursor to a duch-oven. knead my bread
She was in the oven "kneading my bread(dick) be like hey , you're about to be in the dutch-oven. knead my bread
knead my bread by Nicholas Duda December 15, 2015

Knead the dough 

A person who exchanges favors, (preferably sexual), for money, desperately or 'religiously'.
"Hey what are you doing today?"
"Oh, I'm probably just gonna knead the dough, I got my phone bill coming up."
Knead the dough by Dylan Bagginz. January 1, 2022

pinch and knead 

pinch and knead, is when a guy uses his fingers to scratch his testicles without the use of nails.
"man my balls itch, well then jus pinch and knead my friend"
pinch and knead by HahaCloud September 11, 2013