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A beautiful African American girl who is crazy, weird and funny. She is wonderful, energetic, smart and helpful . Hella independent but loves her friends and would do anything for them. Hides her emotions often with a smile and fake laughs. Has a very active imagination and a sarcastic and smart mouth. Hella annoying but fierce and lovable with an unique personality.
Zion: You need help

Shania: Well that's Keema for you, lokey crazy

Zion: Highkey crazy you mean
keema by marchmallows814 June 1, 2017
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A blonde-haired girl who loves writing, reading, and singing. She loves life, she values it more than anyone else can imagine, and she fights for her friends, Meaghan and Sarah-kir. She is a wonderful person. But, uh... she can be pretty weird sometimes. She actually nicknamed a person "Fluffy" and her friend Sarah-kir and her go around hugging him and stuff.... she's also obsessed with Puzzleshipping Yaoi and InuYasha the anime... she draws them all the time. o.o She forms Role Plays about fantasy worlds with a girl named Devyn and her friend, Sarah-kir. Always the weird computer nerd...
Hey, look! Keema is watching InuYasha again...
Keema by BunnyRyou May 10, 2012
A word used to call someone whos name is Kamaljit. Sometimes another word is added to the end of it to make it sound better like...Keema Nan
Keema
Keema by FunnyPatel March 9, 2009

Keema Naan 

An Indian style bread cooked in tandoori oils. It is filled with spiced meat, much better than a garlic naan. Has mystical powers, some say it bring back the dead but the dead never eat it so they never get brought back. It's more than just a naan it will turn you into a superhunaan. Can make you burst out into song. It also tastes really good.
"Keema Naan? 'Ell of a shout!"

"Keema Naan, Keema Naan, gimme gimme Keema Naan Na Naa Naan"

Keema & Masturbate Day 

When Steak & Blowjob day goes horribly wrong...
Adam - "Did you get Steak & Blowjob last night?"

Tom - "No, I had Keema & Masturbate Day, unfortunately."

keema queen

the queen of mince meat, with control of all the mince in the world. no dish can be keema-fied without her
i am the keema queen and you will not eat keema without me
keema queen by zb20 February 12, 2026

i love keema 

a phrase used when a person loves the indian dish "keema"
i love keema so much

its sooo yummy
i love keema by unicornshet123 August 12, 2020