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John Walshed

/Verb/: To prolong an unsolicited financial commitment or lavish promise for validation and praise by the receiver, only to bail or fail to commit at the very last possible second by making up excuses because they don’t actually have the capacity to follow through on their word.

Delusional; they think they give off main character energy but really they are a textbook beta with rich kid privilege.
That investor totally John Walshed us on the deal.

jonwalsh 

a type of stroke in tennis where the player smashes the ball directly into the ground in front of them, or right into the net.
Jarrod: Oh man Trevor, you need to stop doing a jonwalsh. We are going to lose if you keep hitting it into the net.
jonwalsh by almostgoodinbed April 29, 2008