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shes a joe-wit.
joe-wit by winston May 27, 2003

Joe Witt (Runner) 

Man? Myth? Legend? Who knows. The native americans used to tell stories of a man so fast that he made deer look like snails. Nobody knows where this creature is today, but all we do know is that he is winning everything.
Idiot: Have you ever heard of Joe Witt (Runner)?

Educated Man: Yeah, I think he just won the Olympics!

Joe with the Fro 

Obviously an awesome person. But there are very special qualities in this person:

1. Fro. This joe must have abnormally large afro hair.

2. Cool. This joe will be one of the coolest guys you've ever met. Seriously.

There may be magical properties associated with Joe with the Fro's hair. Such as:

1. Unlimited storage. You never know what you may find in there. It's always a surprise.

2. Softness. The fro can double as a pillow if needed. People also find the hair to be unusally fluffy.

3. Healing powers. Results may vary. Try for yourself. If you know what I mean.
I saw Joe with the Fro last night. He let me touch his hair. He is so fucking awesome.

Joe with an L

All my homies hate this man. Joe with an L stays winning the chunky dunkys and having friends named John carlo. Should u come across a joe with an L, make sure u ask him how Lincoln log dog is doin. They are boisterous boys. Joe with an L also has a cool friend named Kyle who’s house he sometimes goes to.
Joe with an L: look I got these chunky dunkys
the entire world: guess what, idgaf
Joe with an L: eagle ridge on Wednesday?
Jackson: ok Joe with an L but pull up with Jon carol
Joe with an L by Jack Hacker November 11, 2020

sloppy joe with cream

shit in a girls mouth and fuck it until you cum into her throat making her throw up all over your dick then you put your dick in her butt and have her shit on it and then slide it into her vagina....after your finished again look at her and go mmmHELLOOO!!!! LIONO WHAT R U DOING!!
Dude i came in your sisters mouth and then i put it in her ass and came again, giving her a sloppy joe with cream.
sloppy joe with cream by Tuckie December 7, 2006

Dustin joe ethan’s-wite 

Dustin joe ethan’s-wite someone you can only pray could be real. She spends her time indulging in books or finding the next anime to watch. She’s deeper than she seems and finds peace at sea. She’s on the verge of eye sight yet you will never find her with glasses on for she mostly lost them. She randomly weirdly craves weird foods like hot sauce and if she was rich she would she would make sure to have seafood boil each day. She has the most beautiful eyes you’ve ever seen like a book filled with emotion waiting to be read. Her smile is probably the most beautiful you’ve seen for she smiles so big you can see her pinkish gums and pretty indents filled with comfort like art in a person something you never miss. She finds comfort in space and greek mythology and theirs a 100% you have found someone as in love with her dog as her. her future is bright and hopefully i’m in in. Overall dustin joe ethan’s-wite is out of this world.
I could only dream of someone like dustin joe ethan’s-wite