jissom

1. noun: the whitish fluid produced by the male reproductive organs during ejaculation.
Synonyms: ejaculate.
2. verb: the act of ejaculating semen.
Etymology: possibly from Latin jacere, meaning throw
chiefly British

It seemed like the slippery, sticky jissom was everywhere afterwards. This would turn out to be -- by far -- the most benign of the many consequences he would experience as a result of not using a condom.

jissom by im_the_definer2008 October 6, 2008

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rancid jissom

A euphemism coined by William S. Burroughs, used in the same sense as the metaphor "finding the common thread," albeit implying the 'common thread' is itself something awful; junk addiction, in Burroughs' case.

"The world network of junkies, tuned on a cord of rancid jissom, tying up in furnished rooms, shivering in the junk-sick morning." -from 'Naked Lunch'

rancid jissom by J. Brandon Loberg May 4, 2008

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Jossome

When something is so unbeleiveably awesome that it becomes comparable to the awsomeness of the works of Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Wow, that movie was jossome"
"We had a jossome time at the fair"

Jossome by The Xandman December 15, 2008