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Jewishbag 

When someone is both a douchebag and jewish.
"Have you seen Simon?"
"Yes, he's a total jewishbag."
Jewishbag by Victorsmell November 20, 2013
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Jewsting = jew-fisting. The process of fisting Jewish American princesses.
Since JAPs have the tightest assholes (now you know where they make diamonds) in the world, sometimes it's a good idea to buy a bunch of butter and Astroglide and to go Jewsting. Nothing quite like it. You can even wave the smaller ones around in the air with your fist up their ass.
Jewsting by Jacques Asse June 10, 2009
1. Being unaware of your surroundings, whilst experiencing a jesh.

2. The action of continuously visioning about an individual or situation. This could be aimed at a girl, life or calorie counting.
"Are you Jeshing bro?"
Jeshing by Jeresh October 25, 2015

Jewishish 

Someone who isn't jewish but acts jewish, has jewish friends, and considers themself jewish.
"Did you see Mordechai's girlfriend? Would his parents be ok with her not being jewish?" -guy #1
"She's jewishish so his parents say its ok as long as they don't get married." -guy #2
Jewishish by B--RaD October 29, 2008

jewishize 

to make one more jewish. to make one into a money desirer.
why did i let your mother jewishize you so much?
jewishize by harr donn October 3, 2007

jewishnazi 

Any person who hates other members of his/her own race and/or religion
"Is Joseph a Jehovah's Witness?"
"Yeah, but he's a hardcore jewishnazi.He hates those dirty bastards!"