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head jacks 

when one of your boys is getting a blow job in a car by a woman.
when somebody gets head jacks from that chilly chick.
head jacks by Spankey7289 August 3, 2008

Head Jacks 

Giving Oral Sex to Male from Female or Receiving Oral Sex from Female to Male..(Female giving to Male) In other words getting some Dome or Head or Brain.
Man, last night I picked up this chick at the Bar and took her to my car and she gave me Head Jacks.

The other day my ol' lady gave me some Chilly Head Jacks!
Head Jacks by Bryan13 August 1, 2008

Jack Head 

Can be of male or female gender.

One who thinks he/she is super great and attractive and must be idolized. Very selfish. Their head is so humongous that it cannot fit through a doorway. Comes on suddenly. Usually induced by alcohol. Includes a jumbo full teeth smile that is very phony. Lives a lifestyle which includes champagne wishes and caviar dreams on a beer budget. Always overshadows their mate. Is often seen as a family trait.

Can also be a verb: jackheadness
OMG look at that guy that thinks he is so great, he has his Jack Head on

My husband is being a Jack Head

He was talking to that girl with his jackheadness

Headphone Jack 

Something to plug your headphones into and what (possibly) phones today do not have
Bring the headphone Jack back1!1!!11!1!!1!11
Headphone Jack by RiceEnjoyer731 October 14, 2022

removed the headphone jack

The EU removed the headphone jack when they voted to ban memes.

Put your plug in my headphone jack 

This is also known as computer or technology sex
Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard