jackfuckery

The possession of a severe mental defect resulting from the consumption of paint flakes, paste, or some other cause of reduced mental faculties. Any acts committed by such an individual are defined as such.

I've had it with the jackfuckery here.

Your jackfuckery will no longer be tolerated

jackfuckery by Batts_Smash June 1, 2011

Jackfucker

Someone who involitarily acts like an asswipe

You fuckin' Jackfucker!!!
- see asswipe

Jackfucker by Amy December 12, 2003

jackfucked 

it's like being checked into the boards in hockey except not on ice and wearing regular shoes

My buddy is always playing tricks on me when we are drunk. Last night I came up behind him and jackfucked him into a parked car.

jackfucked by thatmoneybadger March 18, 2023