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it's cookies 

Same as it's nothing, like when it nothing to worry about.
hey Carl you worried about that test tomorrow

Nah, it's cookies
it's cookies by Jizzo Fortanel April 7, 2006

Cookies and Cows! Oh damn it! 

Shucks. Oh darn. Usually said when someone forgets to do something.
Wife: Did you remember to buy shampoo at the store?
Husband: Cookies and cows! Oh damn it! I'm sorry hunny, I forgot!

At least it's not the Cookies 

cookies is a replacement for twins who no one actually likes
"I have to hang out with Rebecca tomorrow"
"At least it's not the cookies"

cookie crisping it

performing the act of intercourse in the missionary position

also known as, sex, fucking, screwing, making love, getting your freak on
cookie crisping it by switchup April 14, 2008

A big bag with one cookie in it 

When something is so plain it's like a big bag with a cookie in it that has the word "cookie" plastered on it
bro: dude the supermarket was literally called supermarket
you: a big bag with one cookie in it

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it 

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.
Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.