inaugral

The first of, initial event, or occurrence of hosted in Portland, Oregon.

I went to the inaugral summit. It was amazing. I got a pin.

inaugral by danimol August 15, 2017

post-inaugural depression

The feeling of sadness that many people experience after the political climax of the inauguration of the president of their choice.

Psychiatrist: Tell me why you asked to see me today, Ms.___.
Patient: Because I feel really, really, really sad - kind of drained and empty. When Barack was President-Erect - I mean, Elect - I felt soooooo great, but now all I can think of is my crappy job, my bills ... depressing stuff like that ...
Psychiatrist: Ah, yes, a classic case of post-inaugural depression. I notice that you first said "President Erect" .... Why do you think that was ....
Etc., etc..

post-inaugural depression by ring-tailed roarer January 21, 2009

Inaugural pussy 

Picking up women in DC who are here for the inauguration who you'll never see again.

theres going to be more out of town strange this weekend then in the last 4 years.

Yea inaugural pussy for days.

Inaugural pussy by DistrictofMatt January 19, 2017

Inaugural Sex 

Marking the beginning of a strictly sexual relationship with someone.

Marking the beginning of a No Strings Attached relationship with someone.

Question: “You wanna be my side piece?”

Answer: “Yes! Let’s celebrate this moment with inaugural sex”

Inaugural Sex by Filipino Freak October 2, 2020

inaugural hog 

The first dump taken in a newly occupied house or apartment.

We moved in on Saturday and Steve took the inaugural hog in the master bathroom.

inaugural hog by Snapperhead September 17, 2005

inaugural 

marking the beginning of an institution, activity, or period of office.

"his inaugural concert as music director"

synonyms: opening, first, launching, initial, introductory, initiatory, maiden
"the inaugural meeting of the Geographic Society"

inaugural by Darthgheezer January 2, 2017

inaugural shit 

A gritty term used to describe the very first dump taken into a newly installed and pristine toilet.

I walked awestruck into my bathroom, eying my beautiful new porcelain throne, and savoring every moment, slowly unbuckled my belt, dropped my drawers and then thoughtfully placed myself onto the commode to take the coveted inaugural shit.

inaugural shit by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2023