humpdick  

when a man's penis instantly starts humping at the sight of a woman's breast.

Jon got a humpdick last saturday when he walked passed Angie.

humpdick by Margret Stone January 1, 2009

humidicky 

It is so hot and humidified outside, you get sweat under tits called "Humidititties" so the male version is coined by a female.
Sentence Structure: (n) (adj)

"Gurl it was so hot outside when i went down he had a Humidicky, sweaty balls and it just was icky sweaty"

humidicky by D3V!N July 7, 2017

Humpdink 

A humpdink is also considered the male genitalia.

Let me see that humpdink big daddie!

Humpdink by Babylove January 27, 2018

Humpkickelery 

Humpkickelery is the term used when you want to say how utterly ridiculous something is but want to keep it PG Family Friendly.

Josh "So then I went to him and beat the fuck out of them"

David "That is absolute humpkickelery"

Humpkickelery by BigBoiKefla November 8, 2018