Hot Carl's Jr.

A failed attempt at the Hot Carl by someone with Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS).

Dennis tried to give John a Hot Carl but his IBS was acting up. It just ended up being a wet, brown sock with some corn kernels and peanut fragments in it. You know what they say, a Hot Carl's Jr., "it gets all over your face".

Hot Carl's Jr. by Beaver1993 April 19, 2010

Hot Carl Suprise

This is the act of rubbing one out, then smacking the paydirt of your labor into someones face.

My girlfriend wouldn't give me any last night, so I gave her a Hot Carl Suprise while she was sleeping.

Hot Carl Suprise by Scooterlicious April 28, 2008

Hot Carl Sandwich 

Two pieces of bread covered with saran wrap that has been defecated on.
Best served slightly warm add with garnishes.

A: What r u making us for lunch?

B: A hot carl sandwich.

A: Don't bother.

Hot Carl Sandwich by cjazzrun June 29, 2010

Hot Carl Sandwich 

A variation of the Hot Carl where one defecates in a foot-long Subway wrapper and leaves it for a victim.

I was so hungry that I ate a Hot Carl Sandwich.

Hot Carl Sandwich by Hot Carl Malone February 19, 2010

hot carl sub 

The act of hovering your ass over someone’s face, usually in a squat position, then taking a shit into their mouth.

That bitch was passed out drunk so I gave her a Hot Carl Sub!

hot carl sub by degenerate6969 July 13, 2019

Hot Carl Sagan

Similar to the Hot Carl, in the sense that you take a dump on someones face but it is done out of vengeance rather than for pleasure. The Hot Carl Sagan is particularly reserved for people who are smug, self-righteous or know-it-alls.

My boss is such an asshole. She thinks she knows everything and treats us all like we're children. One of these days, I'm going to have to take a trip to Taco Bell, tie her down to her desk and deliver a steaming Hot Carl Sagan to her stupid, self-righteous face.

Hot Carl Sagan by kenny.noisewater October 22, 2009

Hot Carl-"Canadian Style" 

It's when you take a dump on someone's face and the shit is filled with undigested pieces of corn. A hot carl-"canadian style" takes some planning. You have to eat a lot of corn the day before so your turd is filled with undigested corn nuggets.

Note: There is also a warm carl-"canadian style" and a cold carl-"canadian style". The thing that makes it "canadian style" is the corn.

In the summer, when corn is in season, I love to give my wife a hot carl-"canadian style". She prefers it to the hot carl-"old chicago style".

Hot Carl-"Canadian Style" by peter didlo May 18, 2006