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hot hangover 

A mental disorder suffered by moderate looking to unattractive women who were very attractive less than five years earlier. Onset of this disease usually occurs between the ages of 24-28 and can last well into the 40's. The disease is marked by an overinflated sense of one's looks, accompanied by a standoffish attitude.
"Who does that gloopy mess think she is? Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it, but she must think she looks the same as she did in college. That chubby, crow's feet having bitch has a bad case of hot hangover"
hot hangover by woodchipper April 18, 2008
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Hot Pocket Hangover 

Noun: The symptoms suffered after a day of excessive ingestion of Hot Pockets. Symptoms include, but are not restricted to: Stomach pain, softened stool, diarrhea, spontaneous stool discharge, constipation, bloating, headache, nausea and death.
"He died of a Hot Pocket Hangover"

"Bobbo was a good man, but he loved his Hot Pockets"

Hot wing hangover 

When you eat hot wings and the next morning you ride the toilet. Symptoms are cold sweats followed by diarrhea. It leaves you with your ass on fire for like 2 hours afterwards.
Phil did the Carolina Reaper wing challenge to impress Kayla and now has to pay the price the next morning with the hot wing hangover.
Hot wing hangover by Dnurse15 August 5, 2022

Hot wing hangover 

The feeling in your gut the morning after you eat an ass load of hot wings. Usually accompanied by large amounts of shitting and diarrhea.
Piercen: Man I have been shitting all morning and my stomach feels like it is full of vaginas.
CP: Why what happened?
Piercen: I ate an ass load of hotwings last night and now I have a hot wing hangover.
Hot wing hangover by commiekyle2 December 6, 2011