A mental disorder suffered by moderate looking to unattractive women who were very attractive less than five years earlier. Onset of this disease usually occurs between the ages of 24-28 and can last well into the 40's. The disease is marked by an overinflated sense of one's looks, accompanied by a standoffish attitude.
"Who does that gloopy mess think she is? Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it, but she must think she looks the same as she did in college. That chubby, crow's feet having bitch has a bad case of hot hangover"
by woodchipper April 18, 2008
Noun: The symptoms suffered after a day of excessive ingestion of Hot Pockets. Symptoms include, but are not restricted to: Stomach pain, softened stool, diarrhea, spontaneous stool discharge, constipation, bloating, headache, nausea and death.
by AfroThunder6142 July 12, 2009
When you eat hot wings and the next morning you ride the toilet. Symptoms are cold sweats followed by diarrhea. It leaves you with your ass on fire for like 2 hours afterwards.
Phil did the Carolina Reaper wing challenge to impress Kayla and now has to pay the price the next morning with the hot wing hangover.
by Dnurse15 August 5, 2022
setting the scene;
Your drunk on a night out, you meet a girl, you go back to hers/yours and have drunk sex.
Now it's the morning, you wake up with an almightly hangover and whoever you've pulled.
No-matter if shes the hottest girl you've ever seen or the worse you've ever seen you will still have (or at least try to have) sex...because you have 'the hangover hots'
Your drunk on a night out, you meet a girl, you go back to hers/yours and have drunk sex.
Now it's the morning, you wake up with an almightly hangover and whoever you've pulled.
No-matter if shes the hottest girl you've ever seen or the worse you've ever seen you will still have (or at least try to have) sex...because you have 'the hangover hots'
friend 1: yeah i took her back to mine and we had sex, then again in the mornin
friend 2: was she hot?
friend 1: not really
Friend 2: well why did you go again in the morning then?
Friend 1: Had the old Hangover Hots
Friend 2: Textbook
friend 2: was she hot?
friend 1: not really
Friend 2: well why did you go again in the morning then?
Friend 1: Had the old Hangover Hots
Friend 2: Textbook
by wallsawalls June 10, 2009
The feeling in your gut the morning after you eat an ass load of hot wings. Usually accompanied by large amounts of shitting and diarrhea.
Piercen: Man I have been shitting all morning and my stomach feels like it is full of vaginas.
CP: Why what happened?
Piercen: I ate an ass load of hotwings last night and now I have a hot wing hangover.
CP: Why what happened?
Piercen: I ate an ass load of hotwings last night and now I have a hot wing hangover.
by commiekyle2 December 2, 2011