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horizonity 

Horizonity is a monotheistic religion that worships the man, the myth, the legend, Hey_ aka The Horizon. Horizonity is based on the movement, where players try to grief paid to win Minecraft servers by the ends of lagging, duping, crashing, converting, griefing, and more examples. The teachings of Horizonity are showcased in the subreddit r/AntiP2W or the Guilded Server.
Some of the recent Paid to win Minecraft Servers being griefed can be attributed to Horizonity.
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horizontal narcolepsy 

When one uncontrollably falls asleep every time they lay down flat, parallel to the floor, even if it is not a planned "nap time."
Roger: "Hey man, why weren't you in class today?"

Matt: "Dude, i laid down on the couch to watch TV and my horizontal narcolepsy kicked in... woke up 4 hours later."

horizontal bop

Once, I was listening to a friend's horizontal bop... it made me laugh so hard I crapped my pants.

Horizontal Boogie 

my girl friend and i did the horizontal boogie all weekend long.
Horizontal Boogie by Devon Wostenberg September 13, 2004

horizontal bop

They only ever thought about who was doing the horizontal bop with who.

Horizontal refreshment 

John: Damn! Did you see that girl?
L: Yeah that thang swangin, I will go see if she is interested some horizontal refreshment.
Horizontal refreshment by Hell owe December 14, 2014