hoeologist

the profession of someone who studies hoes. these people are able to determine whether or not someone is a hoe and/or how to become one.

1) can you tell me if jessica is a hoe?
2) hold on, i know a hoeologist

hoeologist by certified hoeologist April 11, 2019

Hexologist 

One who examines another ones "Anus"

My grandfather saw a Hexologist the other day, he found 3 hemorrhoids.

Hexologist by Unknowmurberr October 3, 2011

hoodologist 

Someone who understands the african american culture; good and bad... A person who has gained through experience the expert knowledge on the art of their urban setting.

A hoodologist is a person who openly and objectively studies hood or ghetto actions. The hoodologist has his community under microscope and is well informed on the different levels of urbanite actions, communications and social classes in that same community.

hoodologist by hoodologist October 13, 2009

hideologist 

An excessively ugly and unattractive person. Taken from the root word "hideous," a hideologist is essentially one who is licensed and practicing the state of being hideous.

"Look at that hideologist over there, man is she nasty or what?"

"This place is filled with hideologists. Not one hot female in sight!"

hideologist by Hogman MD September 16, 2007

Horologist 

Johnjoe the child wonder. Can fix a clock by just looking at it and can read road dahl and comment on it without ever finishing a book. Also please search under fantastic mister fox for his very popular verdict.

Johnjoe, future Horologist, possible career choice for misunderstood young adults who have wasted thier life, aka arts students.

Horologist by nerd face and bonnie wee lass March 7, 2010

Hockeologist 

One who studies the growth of roots in a sewer/septic drain system and removes objects of stoppage ie: roots, white rats, toys, etc.

I paid a hockeologist to auger out my johnny.

Hockeologist by Samuel Davis October 20, 2008

Hebeologist 

A hebeologist is a scientist who focuses on living jews(hebrews) including hasidics and Rabbi's . Brooklyn hebeologists mainly study within their own neighborhoods such as Williamsburg and crown heights.

I wonder if hebeologists existed when that guy Adolf was around back in the day.

Hebeologist by Freddifuckup January 1, 2015