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Alfred-Hitchcooking

To use a knife to break apart frozen foods prior to cooking, usually in a downward stabbing motion
hey look, he's Alfred-Hitchcooking those frozen carrots!
Alfred-Hitchcooking by jestercat November 20, 2010

hitchcocking it 

The act of holding together, with the thumb and index finger, a partially broken cigarette enabling one to smoke it anyway. Particularly prevalent among desperately poor, nicotine-addicted college students.
Dude, don't throw that away. I'm hitchcocking it.
hitchcocking it by A Page July 31, 2008

hitchcocking 

When a man urinates in public and is seen from a side profile.
Dude! Turn the other way.... you freaking hitchcocking me!
hitchcocking by D Train 222 May 7, 2019