hirtue 

verb / direct object combination. slang.

used in combination with a slang, present continuous verb phrase, such as "gonna", to threaten physical violence against a party in the second person.

I'm gonna hirtue.

hirtue by imshane March 30, 2009

hirtuse 

Possessing body hair to an extent as to cause confusion and/or puzzlement as to one's actual nature.

Not sure what the fuck that was; definitely hirtuse.

hirtuse by joefu June 24, 2011

Hirtler 

The Holy guardian of the Rhine. An Adonis with luscious dark spirals for hair, and a physique of divinity.

Holy shit it’s Hirtler

Hirtler by HornyBoyhmu666 March 30, 2020

hirtee

Thirteen if you remove the first and last letter. Its an easy way to say something unlucky has happened to you instead of saying: "I had a ridiculously bad day and I was incredibly unlucky.".

Person 1: You look pretty upset, Person 2. What happened?
Person 2: I just went through a hirtee. A bucket fell on my head and I nearly got trapped in a ladder. To top it off, I got banned from TikTok.
Person 1: Oh. Get some ice.

hirtee by theaceattorneyhyperfixatedfan4 March 10, 2023

dylan hirtle 

a guy who has a small cock and enjoys dungeons and dragons a little too much

fuckin hell dont be a dylan hirtle

dylan hirtle by rjhiofvnwejbnkvrge February 12, 2018