hidraulics 

Geek that has no interest but to sit behind a screen and devour every bit available, untill he's done burning his eyes out. No one is sure about his sexual orientation altough there are reports of female intents, quickly being refused. known interrests others than computers are group sports with alot of men and alot of contact.

"he is going hidraulics... call the doctor right now and burn all those playgirl magazines u found under his bed!!!"

hidraulics by Nick Leavingcloset October 22, 2003

1 man 1 hydraulic press 

It's a video of... you know what, I think you know the point of what I'm trying to say
1. The man is drugged so he can't move

2. he got crushed

me: hey have u seen 1 man 1 hydraulic press?
someone: no, is it like 1 man 1 jar
me: look...
Someone: watches vid...
Someone: i'm never going to look at hydraulic presses the same way again.

1 man 1 hydraulic press by MousePadKing September 23, 2018

hydraulic press 

Kokichi Ouma.

Maki: "lol Kokichi went smoosh under the hydraulic press XD"

hydraulic press by It's a lie nehehe October 19, 2020

Hydraulic Shit 

The type of shit you take after hitting the stall about one second before shitting your pants. You assault the bowl with a steamer that is of normal consistancy however the back pressure is so great that the turd is projected out at such great speed that no residue has time to stick to your cheeks and the use of toilet paper is not necessary. Very similar to the Carpenters Cut.

Man I feel hydraulic shit coming on, you better pull into that gas station before I shit my pants, I am already breaking out in a cold sweat!

Hydraulic Shit by The CLE Steamer May 9, 2009

Hydraulic Pressable 

Someone or something that possesses a pronounced visual quality of being easily flattenable or compressible under pressure, almost as if it could be effortlessly transformed into a flattened state.

Raul: You look quite Hydraulic Pressable today... 🤤🤤

Mortimer: *screams of the damned*

Hydraulic Pressable by TsukiKitten August 24, 2023

hydraulics 

a system added to a car which can raise or lower a car on command.

My wheels got hydraulics.

hydraulics by heime October 9, 2003

Hydraulic Sandwich 

Beer or ale. Used to replace a meal.

"We're going to stop at the pub tonight for a couple of hydraulic sandwiches after work."

Hydraulic Sandwich by BigMFJoe January 24, 2006