hide and go fuck 

When you and your partner play hide and go seek, but when you find the person you have sex where you found your partner.

Dude I totally played hide and go fuck on the Liberty senior stage with my girlfriend last night.

hide and go fuck by Leekie (lol) August 8, 2009

hide and go fuck 

When you use a glow in the dark condom while fucking, which makes your dick 'hide and seek'.

Jeniifer told me to wear the glow in the dark condom, it was like playing hide and go fuck.

hide and go fuck by c.neely June 23, 2008

Hide-And-Go-Fuck 

When you hide from a group of people in the house and fuck as fast as you can before they find you.

"What do you think about Denise & John?"
"I really liked that couple until I walked in on a hide-and-go-fuck."

Hide-And-Go-Fuck by Sexmonster69 April 13, 2015

hide and go fuck yourself

A derogatory term used when someone is annoying the shit out of you and you want them to leave.

Kris - "Hey dickweed"
Ash - "Kris...why dont you go and play a game of hide and go fuck yourself."

hide and go fuck yourself by HACH November 30, 2006

Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself 

(1) method of dismissal
(2) A game that 90% of republicans and 85% of democrats need to go play

(1) You are talking too much, why don't you go play Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself

(2) We would all be better off if politicians, idiot talking heads, and the idiots who worship them would go play Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself while the rest of us try to work things outs

Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself by Matt August 8, 2003

hide and go fuck yourself

a game, except it's not really a game, it's only used as an insult.

Go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.

hide and go fuck yourself by Nick D February 27, 2003

hide and go fuck yourself

A game that you tell a annoying or smarty pants to play

when tom made bob mad he said "hey why don't you play a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself"

hide and go fuck yourself by schreck34 June 27, 2007