heiferitis 

Heiferitis is the stage of being slightly under obese. You are not quite obese, but yet not skinny. Although a disorder, you can still get guys every 3 months or so.

Rachel suffers from heiferitis so therefore gets laid about once every 4 months.

Julia wanted to get with Shawn but he told her to see the doctor about her heiferitis before (she weights more than Shawn).

Because of her heiferitis, Monique just had 3 slices of pizza but could still do dinner.

heiferitis by doublejointed6 March 24, 2017

haideritis

A psychological disorder exhibited by New York Yankee fans after the Yankees collapse in monumental fashion to the Boston Red Sox. Symptoms include denial, disparaging of the victorious team, contortions of the facial muscles into scowls, and sulking. Pakistani graduate students are particularly severely affected. Symptoms can be enhanced by the wearing of bandanas and Derek Jeter jerseys. Treatments for Haideritis generally include an admission of the inferiority of the Yankees and indeed of one’s own existence. The origin of the term Haideritis is commonly accepted as evolving from ‘hater-itis’, though the term has its true roots in the animal kingdom, as the actions of those suffering from Haideritis resemble those of the rodent Najamus Haiderus.

Some sketchy characters in the Frist Campus Center appeared to be afflicted with Haideritis when the Yankees lost the ALCS to the Red Sox in 2004.

haideritis by Najam December 23, 2004

heiferious 

heavier than a fat cow. adjective.

"I am feeling heiferious today, i must have pms"

heiferious by StephC December 13, 2008