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heggi by zbaby90210 October 26, 2009
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Higgins Storm Chasing
A “weather forecasting” page run by that bloke who always tells your mates he’s caught a fish “this bloody big!” but he had to throw it back and didn’t get a photo in time.
Every time there’s potential for a storm, he releases a caps-lock filled tirade about how it’s going to be the end of days and we all need to start choosing who to eat first in our Higgins-endorsed storm bunkers.
Of course, he only knows about the storms because of weather models and charts provided to him by various actual meteorological services, including the BOM. He thinks he’s better than the BOM, and will point to the few times there has been a bad storm and he’s “predicted” it (ignoring the hundreds times he’s forecasted armageddon and there’s been some patchy showers and thunder).
He has an oblivious army of facebook idiots who find the BOM forecasts too confusing with their “percentages” and stuff. The kind of people who need their kids to come over every time they want to print something. Idiot bower-birds attracted to the shiny, colourful Higgins buzzword-vomit forecasts.
Every time there’s potential for a storm, he releases a caps-lock filled tirade about how it’s going to be the end of days and we all need to start choosing who to eat first in our Higgins-endorsed storm bunkers.
Of course, he only knows about the storms because of weather models and charts provided to him by various actual meteorological services, including the BOM. He thinks he’s better than the BOM, and will point to the few times there has been a bad storm and he’s “predicted” it (ignoring the hundreds times he’s forecasted armageddon and there’s been some patchy showers and thunder).
He has an oblivious army of facebook idiots who find the BOM forecasts too confusing with their “percentages” and stuff. The kind of people who need their kids to come over every time they want to print something. Idiot bower-birds attracted to the shiny, colourful Higgins buzzword-vomit forecasts.
Higgins: There's going to be an apocalyptic thuperthell this thunday trust me, hide your wives and prepare your canned food I know this stuff trust me.
Me: what about that last time you predicted an apocalyptic Supercell? Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Dammit Higgins Storm chasing why would you lie to us like this?
Me: what about that last time you predicted an apocalyptic Supercell? Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Dammit Higgins Storm chasing why would you lie to us like this?
Higgins Storm Chasing by Brabbyscrawhauck January 21, 2020
hergieshit
sitting on your ass being a lazy useless fuck while others are picking up your slack. A total piece of Hergieshit.
Look at this Hergieshit sitting down playing Internet poker , resting and drinking C-4 while the rest of us are busting our asses.
This guy is a total piece of Hergieshit
This guy is a total piece of Hergieshit
hergieshit by Hergieshit July 5, 2016
Hoggie style
Hoggie style by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016
fudged her huggies
When a baby poops their nappy/diaper. Fudge = poop, huggies = nappy/diaper. Used in the Simpsons episode, 'Strong Arms of the Ma.
Bart: 'Ew! Mom, I think Maggie fudged her huggies!'
Marge: 'Bart, don't say it like that, you'll hurt her feelings. (sniffs) Geez, Louise! How did you turn cinnamon applesauce into that?!'
Marge: 'Bart, don't say it like that, you'll hurt her feelings. (sniffs) Geez, Louise! How did you turn cinnamon applesauce into that?!'
fudged her huggies by Online Fan October 14, 2016
hugging passionately
hugging passionately by Tubax August 20, 2019
ground hoggin
When you have to take a dump so bad you can feel the turd start to peep out of your ass. Derived from the ground hog peeping out of the ground to see his shadow.
ground hoggin by Bogga Red April 11, 2007